Vijay Malleable

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VIJAY MALLEABLE


Oh, come on Govardhan, look, you are back at criticizing the rich people, the ballers, the top 1% of the 1%, the guys who get away with anything, why do you mess with someone who never gives a fuck about your existence, let alone read your goddamn blog?
Well, here it is Jake Paulers, It isn't that I hate rich people, it is just that I hate people who misuse authority and power. The rulers, kings, oh well what about the king of good times?

Vijay Mallya, the aforementioned king of good times is very well known as the founder of the liquor and soda company Kingfisher, a bird which later on spread its wings to fly as a successful airline and ended up shitting on our heads. Well, the bird started shitting so hard the government had to do something, so Mr. Manmohan Singh, the then prime minister urged the finance team to unfreeze his longstanding debt filled account and provided him a second chance, more loan and some sugar coated semen, believing that this could cure the company's diarrhea. Well, this intelligent man, used the same money, bought IPL players, sat in the Rajya Sabha, donated gold to every temple he visited and ended up spending the money he was foolishly given. Left with no other choice but to run to another country, he settled in the UK.
2016.
⇒⇒Fast forward⇒⇒
2018.
The government has changed and a few more birds have escaped this country with more loan debts. The opposition party, mainly the Congress lays pressure and demands the immediate extradition of Vijay Mallya, which is agreeable. He hadn't paid the salaries of Kingfisher employees for over 15 months and owes $1.32 Billion excluding interest, which is approx 1 dollar per Indian citizen. The opposition then sets up a higher tone by saying, "Gali Gali mein chor hai, desh ka chowkidar chor hai", calling NaMo a thief. Okay, let's be unbiased and accept their fractured sense of sarcasm, but what has the Modi government exactly done to help Mallya. We all know that politics in India is a serious matter, not everyone can take a joke on our PM besides we also shouldn't falsely accuse someone in power. We are not the USA where the President fucks around banging his little carrot into storms, we have a 68-year-old Prime minister who only wants development in this country, at least that's what he says and tries to achieve.
I'll try to be unbiased and state that BJP, the Congress and the JDS together facilitated in giving him an independent candidate seat in the Rajya Sabha. (Source)
Now that the Prime Minister- Narendra Modi who many call a scam, corrupt politician and a thief for their own reasons, went out to the UK, arranged talks and designed a legal course for his extradition.
After many sittings and approvals about the natural light arrangements in Barrack 12 for our liquor grown sunflower, he is finally recognized as a fugitive economic offender and is demanded to be sent back to Indian soil.

He goes on to tweet this:


As Mallya now assures that he is going to repay the $1.32B(Rs. 9000 crores) debt, and says that he is going to come to India and his first priority is going to be the employees of Kingfisher.
Well morally, that's good. It is going to benefit everyone, or... maybe not. Well talking about the Congress party in specific, there isn't going to be another political agenda.

Coming back to Vijay Mallya, let's forget everything you just read and let us look at it from Vijay Mallya's side, all over again. He led Kingfisher Airlines into a huge crisis, sought help from the government, received assistance from banks, but failed again. As the guarantor of the Airline company had to repay the loan as long as long as he is alive. But hang on did he actually steal money. Is 'theft' an accurate word.


Oh, come on Govardhan, are you now telling us that Vijay Mallya was innocent all the way? What is this hypocrisy? Have we been wrong this whole time? Are we being owned by the politicians and the media? Are we so weak that we can be played by any news or political source that spams us with their running commentary of bullshit?

Well, you've gotta decide.

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